Love-Themed Hot Sauces for Valentine's Day

In honor of Valentine's Day, here are some of my favorite hot sauces with names that conjure up thoughts of love, romance, and maybe a little naughtiness...

Passionate love:  Bayou Love Potion No. 9 is a genuine Louisiana hot sauce made with habanero & cayenne peppers blended with minced garlic and Cajun spices for fiery heat and zesty flavor that will sweep you away. For a gentler burn but the same seductive flavor, try Bayou Passion Hot Sauce, which uses the same basic recipe but omits the habaneros.

Kisses galore:  Jump Up & Kiss Me Hot Sauces are all-natural gourmet blends of hot peppers with fine ingredients like fresh garlic & ginger, papaya & passion fruit, honey, cocoa & more. The label displays a lipstick smooch & the sauces come in 3 luscious flavors: smoky Chipotle with Roasted Red Peppers, sexy Spicy Passion Fruit, & feisty Original made with habaneros & papaya.  Continuing with the kissing theme is Kiss of Fire Ultimate XXX Hot Sauce (the x's refer to the heat level), which is for seriously committed chileheads who find pleasure in hot-pepper-induced pain. Yes, this baby is HOT HOT HOT!

You or your sweetheart's name?  Are you or your beloved named Susie? Then Susie's Burning Desire Hot Sauce is perfect for Valentine's Day if Susie enjoys hot and spicy food. Made in Antigua, it's a traditional Caribbean style scotch bonnet pepper hot sauce with a tangy mustard base for authentic island flavor & fire (we also offer all the other flavors of hard-to-find Susie's Hot Sauces). And if you or your sweetheart is a chilehead named Dawn, you'll be glad to know that we feature many different flavors and heat levels of Heartbreaking Dawn's hot sauces, from her sweet & spicy Jalapeno Pineapple Hot Sauce and Mango Habanero Hot Sauce to her signature flaming-hot Chocolate Habanero, Trinidad Scorpion and Ghost Pepper hot sauces.

Lust & seduction:  The label for Wanza's Wicked Temptation Hot Sauce displays a dark and mysterious smoky siren who personifies the sauce's description: "A fiery temptress with a major attitude." Be careful because she delivers a wicked-hot burn rated at 2 million Scoville Heat Units! First she seduces you with sweet tropical fruits like guava, pineapple & passion fruit in a sassy vinegar-mustard-tomato base, but just as you're lusting for more pleasure she ruthlessly strikes you with her deadly pepper-extract heat! Succumbing to temptation does have a price.... For a more playful, less dangerous flavor fling with "no strings attached," try Hot 'N Horny Scorching Hot Sauce, a jaunty jalapeno hot sauce made from simple, all-natural ingredients for honest jalapeno flavor & fire. And don't worry, the label isn't "dirty" or "adult-themed" despite the name.

Zestfully yours,
Gloria

PS:   If you ARE looking for "dirty" or "x-rated" hot sauces, you'll find them on our "Mature Label" page, added by popular demand (you must be 18 or older, and if you're easily offended, please don't visit that page).