Introducing Plutonium Pepper Extract from Mad Dog 357 Sauces.
The word "hot" doesn't even begin to describe the furiously intense and unrelenting burn that this painful puppy inflicts on your tongue, mouth, skin and any other surface exposed to it. Its ingredient list is just 1 ingredient long: Premium pure oleoresin capsicum. Yep, the same stuff that's weaponized for military and police use. 'Nuf said.
The one-ounce bottle might seem small, but trust me when I tell you that it contains what is easily more than a lifetime supply of hot sauce for all but the (fool)hardiest of diners. Don't judge this ultra-hot sauce by its size, but rather by the impact it makes. Just as a single atom of its namesake, radioactive plutonium, is capable of inflicting severe injury and destruction, one little drop of Plutonium 9 Million Scoville Pepper Extract can do the same unless diluted in cooked food such as a pot of chili or a vat of homemade wing sauce or barbecue sauce.
If you want to buy Mad Dog 357 No. 9 Plutonium Pepper Extract from the Carolina Sauce Company, you'll have to sign a waiver & disclaimer and you must be at least 18 years old. And if you plan on actually trying to eat it, please do NOT apply directly to served food (it is not a hot sauce but rather a food additive) and use it only by the micro-droplet while cooking, with extreme caution. Do not leave the bottle out where children or pets might consume or come into contact with the contents.
Personally, I recommend treating Plutonium 9 Million Scoville Extract solely as a collector's item for hot sauce fans, a curiosity to be displayed rather than ingested.
You've now been warned. Proceed with caution lest you get burned and suffer the consequences.
Zestfully yours,
Gloria
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