Monday, November 12, 2007

Sauce Slogans We *Didn't* Use

These days it seems like every hot sauce and BBQ sauce out there has a cutesy slogan or catch phrase. Some are clever; some are groaners. Here are a few we considered but decided not to use for marketing our own sauce. ***Warning: If you are easily offended, please stop reading now and tune back in tomorrow for a tamer topic!***

1. It makes unemployment tolerable.
2. So good you can eat it on roadkill.
3. Particulary good on spotted owl.
4. Locusts are better this way (they're still not good, but better).
5. More kick than a fat man doing Tae Bo.
6. It's the answer to the question, "W.W.J.E." (What Would Jesus Eat)
7. We know how to treat a chick.
8. Theo Fleury would grow new teeth to eat it.
9. It'll give you gas, but it's worth it.
10. Sauce that puts hair on your chest.
11. It's really good. Trust me, I'm in sales.
12. If you're offended by a slogan, then No Sauce for YOU!
13. All your sauces are belong to me.
14. We have ways of making you sweat.
15. Please put my sauce on the side, not on the meat.
And finally, my personal favorite:
16. More than just a condiment, it's a Personal Defense Weapon!

Send us your creative slogan for our list - if we like it, we'll post it and send you a special gift!

Zestfully yours,

No comments:

Post a Comment