The Twelve Days of Hot Sauce

Here's the final verse, to be sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas" -- and it also makes for a convenient shopping list if you need gifts for one or more chileheads or fiery foods fanatics, or if you haven't yet written your own list to send to Santa!

On the twelfth day of hot sauce, my true love gave to me:
12 Dave's Gourmet Sauce,
11 Crabanero,
10 Melinda's Hot Sauce,
9 Blair's Death Hot Sauce,
8 Marie Sharp's Sauce,
7 Susie's Hot Sauce,
6 El Yucateco,
5 Ring of Fire --
4 Blair Q Heat,
3 Da Bomb,
2 Satan's Blood --
And a Blue's Habanero Reserve!

Zestfully yours,
Gloria