Saturday, April 13, 2013

For Mature Audiences Only (Must Be Over 18)

Hot Sauce with Scratch-Off "Top"
You asked for them -- indeed, some of you clamored and begged for them -- and ultimately we listened, albeit reluctantly.

After much deliberation, we decided to give you what you want: "Mature Label" or X-Rated hot sauces are now available at the Carolina Sauces online store. And when we say "X Rated" we're not referring to extreme heat.

Often found at "novelty shops" and tourist-town hot sauce stores, these bawdy, raunchy, sometimes funny and often offensive hot sauces & snacks come with R-rated to X-rated labels and naughty names like Wake the F*** Up Coffee (extra-caffeinated ground coffee), or D***head Bin Laden Hot Sauce (with a "photo-shopped" picture of Osama on the label), and the like.  Others come with a novelty keychain attached to the bottle, e.g., a mini rubber chicken keychain for a hot sauce that includes the word "choke" in its name.... I think you get the picture.

Speaking of pictures, the Ultimate Burn "The Brazen Lady" Hot Sauce with Scratch-Off Top, looks fairly tame -- a curvy lady in a skimpy bikini -- but the the bikini top scratches off to reveal what's underneath. What will they think of next???

These adult-themed hot sauces are intended for mature audiences only, ages 18 and up, as stated in the warning on our website. Likewise, they are not intended for anyone who might be offended by R-rated to X-rated language or images. If either of these warnings might apply to you, please do NOT visit our Mature Label Hot Sauces page.

We want to know what you think: Should the Carolina Sauce Company continue selling these adult hot sauces, snacks and coffees? Or should we stick with family-friendly products only, going no further than the "PG-13 rated" sauces and products shown on our Humorous & Funny Hot Sauces page?

Please leave us a comment below to tell us what you think. We promise we'll listen.

Zestfully yours,

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